Red midget

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- girlfriend

Red midget was a famous (Ex) [REDACTED]-star. Nowadays she is commonly referred to as Girlfriend. She is currently in a Relationship with blue midget. Red midget recently quit and job shortly after meeting boyfriend. Girlfriend is the daughter of Thanos and Awooga Hottie.

Recent allegations have come out suggesting that she is a hyper feminist bent on destroying anybody with even a little bit of testosterone. She refuted these claims by saying "no u" and the press hasn't recovered since. Then they all died.

On May 6th, 2011, another rather nervous press conference started as Red Midget was interviewed once more. When asked about her relationship with Blue Midget, she threw a rock at the reporter. She was then taken to prison, but a week later she went missing, and nobody has been able to track her down.